me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
But, wait….potatoes are awesome! They are so versatile.
Feeling in the mood for something super cheesy? You have potatoes au gratin.
Wanting something warm and emotionally filling? Creamy potato soup.
Need something classic and comforting? Grandma’s mashed potatoes and gravy.
Something substantial? A super sized loaded baked potato.
There’s potato flour bread, hash browns, potatoes that beef up stews, potatoes made into delicate and delicious gnocchi, potatoes twice cooked and thrice cooked, in southern style casseroles and an avant grade dishes.
My dear, if you are a literary potato, then well done. Because you are versatile as hell and I salute you.